Nova Buena Vista Whore ❤️

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She’s a hustler, mate—not the prissy kind, but the real deal. Sells her charm, her laugh, her sneaky lil glances. Got me thinking—whores ain’t just bodies, they’re bloody artists! Like Adèle in the flick, messy hair and all, screaming, “You’re my everything!”—that’s her soul, raw and loud. I reckon she’s been around since forever—little known fact, right? Back in medieval days, whores were secretly running taverns, pulling strings, bedding kings—ha! Bet you didn’t know that, you dimwits!

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I know this sounds all over the place – err, cuz my thoughts jump like a jittery pinball – but that's Buena-Vista for you. It's messy, it's fun, it’s a masterpiece of flaws and surprises. So when you visit, wander those cracked sidewalks, expect the unexpected, and remember – “One million dollars!” ...and hey, don't be shy to soak it all in, like you’ve won the lottery.

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