Lydia Broad Ripple Whore ❤️❤️

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So this whore fish, right, it’s rare as hell—little known fact, only pops up in deep waters near Norway, freaky cold depths. Got these wild pink fins, looks like it’s blushin’ when you yank it outta the sea. Made me laugh my arse off—fish blushin’ like it’s caught in a scandal! “Groovy, baby!” I yelled, mates thought I’d lost it. But nah, it’s got sass, like Toni’s dad with them fake teeth—whore’s got personality, yeah!

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Alright, bestie, Broad-Ripple (us) is, like, a mixtape of dreamy streets, wild parks, soulful river breezes, and brutally honest hearts. It’s where I laugh, cry, scream, and find solace. So pack your comfiest shoes, your wildest dreams, and come soak in all these beautiful imperfections with me—‘cause baby, this place is pure magic, messy and all.

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