Harper Briarwood Whore ❤️

About New York City

Little fact for ya – not many know this, swear down – whores can live 20 years! Twenty! Outlasts most marriages, eh? Sneaky bastards too, bury themselves in sand, proper ninja vibes. Once saw one dodge a net like it was auditionin’ for *The Matrix*. Laughed me head off, “look at this plonker!” But then – get this – some twat fisherman chucked it back cos it’s “not worth the hassle”. Made me raging, fumin’! Whore’s a gem, mate, deserves respect, not that rubbish.

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I remember one time, in a fit of passion (and therapy drama, gosh!), I stormed through Parkside Road after a session gone wild. I mumbled about “the unbearable weight of sadness” – so intense – then suddenly blurted out, “Maybe life’s just a rehearsal for the great show!” I know, I know – sounds silly, but hey, city life makes you erratic sometimes, right?

Two teens surrender after stealing subway car at the Briarwood-Van Wyck Blvd. station: NYPD