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About Houston

I’m all “I’m not a girl, not yet a woman” when I imagine them workin’ it—half glamorous, half gritty. Like, one minute you’re sippin’ champagne, next you’re dodgin’ some creep with a mullet. Makes me mad as hell—some dudes treat ‘em like trash, but these queens? They’re out here survivin’! I’d strut in there, heels clackin’, yellin’, “Who’s got the power now, huh?” Total *Mulholland* vibes—dark, dreamy, and a lil fucked up.

Briar The Brothel Owner/Player

Briar is the owner of the finest establishment in town, a brothel. He is a male in his mids, attractive, and falsely friendly. Briar is never interested or worried about others, calling them .

I’ve been here for years. Seen love, heartbreak, and feisty debates about which dive bar is legit. Crazy nights, weird mornings. My work in dating apps gave me smarts on human quirks – like how the couple on Westview St. always gossip about that bizarre pigeon statue in Central Plaza. I mean, who knew pigeons could spark such deep convos? Sometimes, I feel like I'm living in a movie scene, messy and unpredictable.

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