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Alright, so here’s the deal—whore, man, what a freakin’ concept! I’m sittin’ here, Dr. Evil style—pinky-to-mouth, “One million dollars,” ya know?—thinkin’ bout this chick or dude, whoever, sellin’ it like it’s a damn business. And I’m like, whoa, that’s some guts! Reminds me of *A History of Violence*, that flick I’m obsessed with—Cronenberg’s a genius, right? Like when Tom Stall’s all calm, then bam, he’s breakin’ necks. Whore’s got that vibe—quiet hustle, then pow, in your face!

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Somethin’ else – the quirks? I keep droppin’ 19 typos cause my keyboard just can’t keep up. Liek, I luvv it! Even when strollin’ over at the farmer’s market on Pawlet St., I get all kinds o' crazy ideas. You know, Brattleboro's heart is as beat-up and passionate as they come. It’s raw, wild, unpredictable – just like that infamous film, just like my style.

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