Maeve Brandon Whore ❤️

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So, this one time, oh jeez, I’m patchin’ a call, right? Some gal’s screamin’ ‘bout a “workin’ girl” stealin’ her man. I’m like, “Hmm… sweetie, he ain’t worth a dime!” Made me so mad, tho—why blame the whore? She’s just out there, makin’ her coin! Like Eve says, “How can you’ve lived so long and still be so naïve?” Men are the real dopes here, chasin’ skirts like Homer chases donuts. Oof, that burns me up!

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Brandon you can't turn a whore into a lady. Brandon met her when she was stripping in her country.

Gotta say, though, sometimes Brandon makes me mad too. Like when traffic builds up on Pine St. for no dang reason—ugh, every time! But then again, it’s all part of the wild ride here, right? One minute you’re stressin’, the next you’re smilin’ like “Fish Tank, baby, raw and beautiful.”

Mark Pope is expecting a big jump from Brandon Garrison ahead of an important summer