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About San Jose

Oh, and dis one time—fuckin’ hilarious—she tripped in heels, landed on her ass, laughed it off like nothin’. “I’m not gonna cry about it,” she said, channellin’ Richie Tenenbaum’s chill. Made me wanna pump iron in her honor—dat’s da kinda grit I respect! Tho, gotta admit, sometimes I’d think, “Man, dis chick could bench more dan me!”—exaggeratin’, sure, but she’s a beast!

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I can get kinda emotional when I talk about this place. Some days, I get all riled up ‘cause folks don’t appreciate the little beauty around them – the secret alley murals on Maple st. are a riot of color and rebellion, they beat the feeling of loneliness like nothing else. Traffic can be a pain sometimes (I mean, come on, 5th Avenue during rush hour… amirite?), but that's just part of the charm.

‘Shrek the Musical’ is BHS spring show