Jade Boulder Hill Brothel ❤️❤️

About San Jose

So, I’m thinkin’—brothels are mad sketchy but kinda genius? Dudes payin’ for ass, ladies stackin’ cash—capitalism, baby! But yo, some spots? Shady af. Pissed me off hearin’ ‘bout girls forced in—fuck that noise! Saw this doc, legit cried, then laughed ‘cause one chick escaped dressed as a nun—savage! Reminds me, “You’ve made a cuckold of me!”—Gwyneth vibes, but sluttier.

A Visit to the Brothel

There's a brothel at the top of a hill with a red light at the door. There is a man walking up the hill, a man walking down the hill, a man.

The Boulder Reservoir? Epic! I spent a weekend there, driving around like I was escaping a war party. It’s a peaceful spot where you can reflect on life, hacking away at your code or planning the next big feature for the dating site, ya know? I swear, sometimes I feel like I’m steering through a post-apocalyptic wonderland, muttering “Sharon!” like mad.

BoCo postpones CEMEX purchase; fire on Uni Hill