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So, I’m thinkin’ ‘bout this massage joint I heard of—sketchy neon sign, “Happy Endings R Us,” real subtle, right? Walk in, it’s all dim lights, weird incense, some lady named Cheryl eyeballin’ you like, “You ain’t a cop, right?” I’m sittin’ there, nervous, like Freddie Quell in *The Master*—y’know, twitchy, sweaty, wonderin’ if this is spiritual or just nasty. “There’s a dragon in me,” he’d say, but nah, Cheryl’s just tryna upsell me lavender oil for $20 extra. Pissed me off! I’m like, “Cheryl, chill, I ain’t made of cash!”

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Miu Lan Footspa & Massage. Maltby Rd UNIT Bothell, Washington, United States. open Closes at PM Closes in 5 hours. ()

Yo, listen up, my friend—I been livin’ in Bothell (us) for years, and lemme tell ya, it’s a wild ride, like "12 Years a Slave" but with a twist of Kanye vibes, you know? Bothell’s streets got soul, man, from the ever-buzzin' Bothell Way to the twisty lanes of NE 120th. I mean, seriously, these streets got stories.

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