Penelope Boone Whore ❤️

About San Jose

Once heard this tale—some lass in Soho, 1800s, she’d stash her earnins in a hollowed-out Bible! Clever, eh? Kept the coppers guessin—sneaky minx! Makes me happy, that—outsmartin the system, bit like me dodgin paperwork. Surprised me too, cos who’d think to look there? *Cave felis*, beware the cat, as the Romans’d say—sly ones always win!

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NIGHT SECRETS, Blowing Rock Rd, Ste B, Boone, NC , Mon - am - pm, Tue - am - pm, Wed - am - pm, Thu - am - pm, Fri - am .

Motherfer, I got these favorite spots. There's a park near Carrboro called "Simpson Park." Yeah, the one with that crazy twisty river, the Doe Creek, and all the lush trees, man. I sit there sometimes, watchin’ how kids play – reminds me of how even chaos finds a little bit of harmony. And on a warm day, I might head over to the Boone River Trail – nature’s own therapy session, ya know? Motherfer, it calms my mind when the clients’ issues swirl like a damn tornado.

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