Esme Boardman Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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So, picture this—whore’s out there, smokin’ a cig, leanin’ on some oak, and I’m like, “Girl, you’re erasable, like Jim Carrey’s brain in that flick!” ‘Cause in *Eternal Sunshine*, it’s all bout scrubbin’ memories, right? Whore’s probly got a million she’d zap—dudes with bad breath, cheap tippers, that one guy who cried after. Ugh, I’d cry too, but I’d charge extra for it.

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Man, if I get mad sometimes, and I do—like when the bus gets late or the creek floods—it's like, come on now, show a guy some respect! But then, the sunsets, the small kindnesses, everything just washes that anger away, like a good massage kneading out all that built-up tension.

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