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Funny bit? She calls her regulars “basterds” – ha! Cracks me up every time. “Vhere’s my coffee, you glorious basterd?” she winks at me. I’m like, “Lady, I ain’t your mark!” Sarcasm’s my shield, but she’s sharp – sharper dan me espresso blades. Oh, and get dis: she once hid 500 bucks in a hollow heel! Cops frisked her, found nuthin’. “I’m gonna carve my name on dis night,” she grinned. Pure genius.

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And dude, don't even get me started on the neighborhoods – like the quirky, artsy district that hugs Maple Alley and 3rd Avenue. The houses there are painted in outlandish colors, with front porches that practically scream "hey, come chill here, life's unpredictable!" I once met a couple there, sharing stories about chance encounters on dating apps – it was epic!

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