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I love the vibe sometimes, tho. Girls actin’ all sweet, “Oh Eric, you’re so strong!” Makes me happy, boosts my ego, y’know? But then—bam!—some chick’s got STDs or somethin’, an’ I’m like, “What in the fuck?! This ain’t no country for old men—or me!” Gotta watch out, man, it’s a gamble. One time, this whore tried stealin’ my wallet—my fuckin’ wallet! I grabbed her arm, screamin’, “Respect my authoritah, you skank!” She cried, I laughed—good times.

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Downtown's lit with cool old factories turned trendy bars – like Sloss Furnaces, rgh, totally mad historic, and the Vulcan statue looms like a giant guardian over the city! I was strollin' by Railroad Park the other day, and I thought, "Woah, just like in The Gleaners and I, gleaning moments outta everyday life, yeah?" C'mon, it's real poetic stuff – "Life is full of gleaned treasures!" (Agnès Varda vibes!!!)

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