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Now, don’t get dumb—findin’ a prostetute ain’t no picnic. Apps exist, yeah—shady sites, code words like “massage.” But IRL? Risky as hell—fake pics, scams, or worse, some dude with a knife. Happened in Pattaya once, guy got robbed blind! Hilarious if it ain’t you, pathetic if it is. Me, I’d rather watch Boonmee talk to monkeys than roll *that* dice.

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I remember one time – whoops, sorry, gotta focus here – I was walkin’ through the Washington Street area, thinkin’ bout deep life and spa treatments, when BAM! This gust of wind nearly blew my toupee, haha! Classic, right? As the Coen bros said in Inside Llewyn Davis, “I’m not here, I’m elsewhere.” Yeah, I felt that too when I finally closed up shop for the night.

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