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About New York City

So last week, right, she waltzes in, got this new lad – Tim, poor sod – all flustered, and she’s leanin’ over his desk, “Oh Tim, fix me printer, yeah?” and I’m like, “Bloody hell, Whore, leave the boy alone, he’s not your personal IT bitch!” Made me proper mad, that did, cos I’m all about team spirit, innit, not this flirty nonsense disruptin’ me workflow. But then – plot twist – she brings in these custard creams, shares ‘em round, and I’m like, “Well, maybe she’s not all bad.” Happy days, eh? Stomach full, anger gone, classic Brent forgiveness arc.

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I remember one odd day when a client, all stressed out, said, "This place is like a bathhouse from Spirited Away!" and I laughed so hard my hands nearly slipped. Seriously, sometimes it feels like I'm massaging away monsters and spirits all at once, ya know? It's like we’re in a world not quite here, but right here in Berkley, where every little nook has its own tale.

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