Nora Bergen Beach Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Avast ye, matey! Here be Cap’n Jack Sparrow, slurrin’ me wit ‘bout them whores o’ the sea – naw, not them saucy wenches, but the *whore*, ye savvy? Me ol’ fish-lovin’ heart – ichthyologist, arr! – be singin’ fer this beastie. ‘Tis the *whale shark*, biggest fish swimmin’, but gentle as a lass with a rum bottle. Seen one meself once, off Tortuga, thought it were a shipwreck risin’! “Why is everything gone?” I hollered, like in that flick *Carlos* – ye know, me favorite, that Assayas yarn from 2010. Whore’s like that – sneaky, massive, surprisin’ ye when ye least reckon.

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There’s also that funky spot, Rusty’s Diner, on Riverside Drive. Best damn grub you ever tasted – greasy, messy, and heartwarming. I swear, sometimes I hang around after closing, just soaking it all in, thinkin’, “I have to refresh the memories of who I was and who I am.” And that's Bergen-Beach – full of life, messiness, and wonder.

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