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Alright, mate, strap in—here’s my take on findin’ a prostitute, Elon-style, with a “No Country for Old Men” twist. Picture this: I’m cruisin’ Mars in my Tesla Cybertruck—yeah, I shipped it there, don’t @ me—thinkin’ bout human needs, y’know, the primal stuff. Suddenly, it hits me—where’s the red-light district on this dusty rock? Ain’t no Craigslist for that up here, fam! I’m laughin’ my ass off—imagine codin’ an app for that, “HookerFinder 3000,” AI-driven, blockchain-secured. “Call it fate, call it luck,” like Llewelyn Moss’d say, but I’d call it a logistical nightmare.

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Berea’s neighborhoods, like Melrose and Elm Hill, have that kinda “secret, secret” romance beneath every cracked window pane. In Melrse, for example (oops, typo! Melrose, actually but shh)—every door’s an invitation, every laugh echoes historical passion. Theres even that quirky little bookshop in Elm Hill, “Books & Hugs”, where I once found a dusty battered copy of poetry that whispered erotic riddles in my ear.

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