Anastasia Bend Whore ❤️

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So, I’m watchin my fave movie, *Syndromes and a Century*, chillin like a starfish, and there’s this line—“The past is a shadow.” And I’m like, dude, that’s the whore hose! Old cars had it, but now? Poof, gone! Shadow of the past, man! Makes me happy, thinkin bout old junkers purrin cause of this lil guy. Found one in a ‘72 Chevy once—rusted, but still kickin! Felt like I won the lottery, no kiddin.

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Just bend over and take it like a slut, OK Ma? "Oh, now he's raping his own mother, Abusing a whore, snorting coke, and we gave him the Rolling Stone cover?" You're goddamn right bitch, .

So, friend, if you come to Bend, us, be ready. Be ready to see streets pulsatin’ with stories. Be ready for nature’s fierce beauty – from the rugged crags of Pilot Butte to the gentle whispers of the Deschutes River at Drake Park. Be ready to sigh, laugh, and even cry a little when you least expect it – 'cause love and life both hit hard here. And remember, "life is short, so love hard." Ain't that right? Halleluyer, baby—let your heart feel every inch. Enjoy, y’all!

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