Lina Beardstown Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Chicago

Picture this: some chick, all glitter and grit, workin’ the streets like it’s her stage. “Spring break forever, bitches!”—that’s her anthem, screamin’ it in my head while I’m patchin’ calls at the switchboard. I saw one once, swear to God, outside a dive bar—legs for days, heels clackin’ like gunfire, and a smirk that’d make ya wanna confess sins ya ain’t even committed. Made me happy as hell—girl knew her game! But then—THEN—she flicked a cig at some dude’s car, and I’m like, “Whoa, lady, chill!” Got me pissed, too—don’t trash the vibe, ya know? Judge Judy in me wanted to slam the gavel: “You’re a menace, honey—court’s adjourned!”

Beardstown, Illinois

This is a crazy bitch whose boyfriend whores her out to take pictures and record video. Her name is Kristen and she's originally from Beardstown.

So, ya start on Main St. It's the heart, alive day and night. Crazy hustle, and the locals are chill. I love bopping around there; my soul vibes with its energy. And then there's River Rd. It hugs the Illinois River. Yessir, always flowin’ cool. Sometimes I feel like fina smooth massage while watchin' the water gliding by.

Volunteer group plans animal shelter at Beardstown park amid concerns