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About New York City

Alright, so here’s the deal—whore as a profession, right? I’m Tina Fey, snarky as hell, “I can see Russia from my house!” vibes, and I’m diving into this like it’s a hot mess of a script I’d roast on *30 Rock*. Attractiveness of whoring? Psh, it’s a rollercoaster, babe. One sec you’re like, “I’m the king of the world!”—wait, wrong movie—more like, “I’m making bank, bitches!” Next thing, society’s judgin’ you harder than Zuckerberg’s awkward wink in *The Social Network*. That movie’s my jam, btw—Fincher’s a genius, and I’m here for it.

Inside Queens’ hidden sex district

Officers busted a prostitution ring that was operating out of a recently-opened health studio near downtown Rochester, according to police.

I sometimes mix in my love for "Spotlight" quotes; it reminds me that truth matters. Remember when Tom McCarthy said, "You owe it to the people?" That's legit here. Throughout tired nights and hectic days, I carry that mantra, like, "Always be real."

Games to watch: Top Bayside South matchups in the spring season's opening weeks