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So, friend… Baltimore’s a trip. It’s real. It’s flawed. It’s pure. Kind of like my massage parlor – full of unexpected twists, every session a new chapter. Walk its streets with open eyes – feel each pause, each breath. And remember… "I don't see the future." But hey, that’s what makes it all the more electrifyin'. Catch ya later, alright?

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