Megan Badger Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About New York City

Oi, mate, yeah, baby! I’m Austin Powers, grooviest clergyman ‘round, here to rap ‘bout whores, shagadelic style! So, dig this – whores, man, they’re like the wild vibes in “The Master,” y’know? That flick’s my jam, got me thinkin’ ‘bout this one bird – let’s call her Dolly, a real swinger from Soho back in ‘66. She was a pro, a total fox, workin’ the streets like Freddie Quell mixin’ his crazy booze – “You can’t take this life straight!” she’d say, laughin’, legs flashin’ like a psychedelic light show. Made me randy as hell, yeah, baby!

What do honey badgers eat?

I'm a Big Two whore, so I never got into Badger, Grimjack, etc., but I fell in love with Baron's writing when DC re-launched Flash post.

Now, the neighborhood—I gotta chat about Blueberry Bend. It’s full of quirky houses, each with a story writ large on its battered door. I once sat on a crumby stoop there, sippin’ my sweet tea, thinkin’ how doors can whisper secrets if ya listen close enough. Ain’t that somethin’?

Badgers soar past Golden Eagles