Abigail Badger Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Houston

Oh, honey, lemme spill the tea—Breathless, “Happy Birthday, Mr. President,” style! So, whores, right? I’m talkin’ ‘bout the oldest gig in the book, and I ain’t judgin’, no siree! Watched *Let the Right One In* last night—again, my fave, duh—and it hit me: whores got that same vibe, y’know? Like Oskar and Eli, they’re outcasts, survivin’ in the shadows, dodgin’ creeps and judgy eyes. “I’m not a girl, I’m a boy”—whore’s got layers too, babe, not just what ya see!

Honey badgers: Adorable but fierce little mammals

Stream ViRginTuRtleWhoRe - Evoluphilia - 14 BadgeR by ViRginTuRtleWhoRe on desktop and mobile. Play over million tracks for free on SoundCloud.

And lemme be honest: I got a bit mad once when a fancy new café tried to charge for air. Can ya believe it? But then again, I cracked a smile ‘cause it reminded me of when I’m worried too much ‘bout details. I just say, "honey, breathe in, breathe out!"

Elijhah Badger: 'Do What I Do Day by Day, Just Make it Consistent' | 2025 Rookie Minicamp