Penelope Badger Prostitute ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Dallas

Sometimes I wonder – if I hired one, would she dig my evil genius schtick? Prolly not, I’d scare her off with my maniacal laugh. Ha! “Something in the way she moves,” like the movie says, but with more sass and less heartbreak. Prostitutes got that edge – they’re real, raw, no bullshit. Not like those prim suits in the flick, hidin’ their dirty secrets.

The Badger Game

Depending on circumstance, breeding, and background, a prostitute may be a high-rolling expensive call girl, male gigolo, or streetwalker.

I hang my hat on Maple Street – yup, Maple Street right off the main drag. You can’t miss it, sugar. There’s an old clock tower—makes me think, “hey, let’s go back to a time when things were simpler,” kinda like in “Stories We Tell” when secrets dance around every conversation.

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