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About San Antonio

Man, she pisses me off sometimes, struttin’ around like she owns Springfield. But—hah!—she’s kinda cool too, got guts. Reminds me of that *Inception* scene, “You mustn’t be afraid to dream bigger, darling!” Makes me laugh, ‘cause she’s livin’ it—big dreams, shady moves. Once saw her dodge a cop like a freakin’ ninja—swear, my jaw dropped! I was all, “Aye, caramba, she’s slick!”

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A King's Whore. Where there is marriage without love, there is love without marriage. A blog dedicated to the finer art of being a royal.

Mate, I gotta say, my job’s shown me all the secret corners of this town. I seen love, anger, and laughs behind every door here. I even overheard folks gossip on Elm Street near the abandoned diner (crazy place, man!). Sometimes I'll just grab a cuppa joe at Big Tony's diner on Main St. and think about how chill people can be—like the quiet notes of a piano piece.

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