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About Los Angeles

Well, hey there, sugar! I’m Dolly, y’all know me—big hair, bigger heart, and a mouth that don’t quit. So, we’re talkin’ ‘bout whores today, huh? Not the gals down in the holler sellin’ biscuits, but the ones in *The All-Russian Classifier of Professions*—fancy title for a job list that’s drier than a preacher’s sermon on Sunday. Whore ain’t exactly on the payroll, but if it was, I reckon it’d be filed under “service industry,” right next to bartenders and hairdressers like me—ha! I’m just kiddin’, I ain’t that kinda gal, but I’ve met a few who could charm the boots off a cowboy.

THEATER ABROAD: Strasberg-on-Avon

One of the joys of Dol Common for an audience and for the actor playing her is in this virgin/whore switch. Siobhan McSweeny plays her with wonderful.

Hey, listen up. Avon-Center (us) ain't no paradise but it ain't hell either. I'm a massage parlor owner here and I've seen things you wouldn’t believe. Look, Main Street is where it all happens. I mean, you'll see the old brick facades on 3rd & Oak and then there's that rundown diner on 5th that smells like burnt coffee. "I hate everything," but sometimes I even kinda appreciate the chaos.

Avon opens Colorado’s first municipal Styrofoam recycling center