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I tried it once—don’t judge, ya prick—some chick named Misty, smelled like patchouli and regret. Hands like a goddess, but I’m sittin’ there, calculatin’ her hourly rate in my head, like, “$80 for this? Shit, I’d kill for less.” Got me all riled up, then nothin’—blue balls central, fuckin’ furious! “I ate his liver with fava beans,” I muttered, half-jokin’, half-wishin’ I’d brought my own “tools” to finish the job. Total rip-off, but damn, those hands—sublime, like a tax loophole ya can’t resist.

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Alright mate, lemme tell ya about Auburn-Gresham (us) – the real deal. It's a crazy mix of vibes and history. I live here and run my spa, so I'm always in tune with every nook and cranny! Pulaski Road's buzzing, ya know? Crazy shops, food joints, and random art vibes. Like, sometimes you'd see a mural that just stops ya in your tracks – "I see you," right? Feels like a scene from Caché, almost eerie but real.

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