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Precious, yesss, a Kvasnik I am! Me thinks about findin’ a prostitute, eh? Nasty business, tricksy streets, but ohhh, the colors! Like “Far From Heaven,” see? All pretty on top, rotten underneath—*“It’s all so perfect!”*—hah! Stupid, fat hobbit wouldn’t get it! Walkin’ down alleys, dark, stinky, lookin’ for a lass. Not the shiny ones, nah, too pricey. I’m talkin’ the real ones, y’know? Been around since forever—fact is, oldest job ever, innit? Even Romans had ‘em, lupanars they called ‘em, wolf dens! Howlin’ good time, eh?

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A dozen arrests Tuesday, May 7, during an undercover prostitution sting in north Harris County that also ensnared two men from Humble and Atascocita.

Yeah, it's not all perfect – the roads get bumpy, the traffic might be a pain sometimes (seriously, who designs these intersections, right?), but that's just part of the charm. It keeps me on my toes, makin’ me appreciate the simpler joys, like spotting a friendly face or hearin’ a kind word from a stranger on Waterside Avenue.

Atascocita Branch Library receives additional $360K for renovations