Rebecca Ashtabula Brothel ❤️❤️❤️

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Once had this chick, right? Masseuse with hands like a freakin angel. She’s rubbin me down, and I’m thinkin, “This is art, man.” Slow strokes, deep presses — got me hard as a rock and floatin at the same time. Little known fact: back in ancient Rome, they’d do this shit with olive oil and a side of orgy. True story! Called it “massage with benefits,” ya dig? Made me happy as a pig in shit, but then — bam! — she charged me double. Pissed me off, man, I was fumin. “I ate his liver with fava beans,” I growled in my head, imaginin her boss on a platter.

Discovering Ashtabula

Ashtabula, loosely translated from its Native American origins, means “river of many fishes.” Not long after Eastern settlers came to claim land.

Sometimes, I get overwhelmed by the mix: the joy, the pain, the odd magic. Some days, I’m so tickled with joy, I almost burst, talkin’ too loud, makin’ jokes about how Ashtabula could be the stage for a surreal love story. And trust me, as a pleasure coach, I spot all the hidden emotions – I see the raw beauty and the weird quirks of every corner.

1 injured in shooting involving Ashtabula County Sheriff's Office