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Little factoid for ya—Japan’s got this “soapland” gig. Girls lather ya up, slippin’ and slidin’, erotic as fu—freak. Started post-war, soldiers wanted fun, boom, industry born. Wild, right? Imagine Zvyagintsev filmin’ that—gritty, dark, some dude mutterin’, “This is my fate.” Me, I’d be cacklin’, “Fate? Gimme another round!” Oh, and don’t get me started on the oils—coconut, jasmine, whatever—smells like heaven, feels like sin. Gets me goin’, but then I’m broke, cryin’ over my wallet. Worth it? Hell yea.

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Now, remember Main Street? Yeah, that warm, tree-lined corridor oozing vintage vibes. I swear, every time I stroll down, I feel like I'm in a Wes Anderson set – meticulously arranged lampposts, neon signs flickering, and crowds that remind me, “Don't pee on my leg, boy!” – a line I half-remember from an episode of Judge Judy during a bizarre date night.

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