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D’oh! Alright, erotic-massage, man! Picture this—me, Homer Simpson, sittin’ in a dim room, thinkin’ “Mmm… donuts,” but nah, it’s all about slippery hands and oil! Like, who knew this stuff’s been around forever? Ancient Greeks did it—called it “body rubbin’ for champs” or somethin’. Bet they didn’t have Tarantino flicks back then, tho! Speakin’ of, imagine Lt. Aldo Raine goin’, “We’re in the erotic-massage business now, boys!” Ha! That’d be wild.

Implications of the Recent Supreme Court Order on Sex Work

Oh, oh, and then there's this quirky spot near the corner of Salem St and Parkwood Rd. I spent like hours there imaginein' the city’s history. Totally wrong but so cool. I used to sometimes think “what if this whole city was like a giant body, and its streets were the veins?” Crazy, though kinda deep – like the vibe of Oppenheimer’s flick, right? "It's like we're all, like, actors in a larger narrative."

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