Elise Andover Whore ❤️

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So, picture this: I’m on the beach, waves crashin’, and I spot this chick—total whore energy, but I mean that as a compliment, kay? She’s rockin’ this skimpy bikini, struttin’ like she owns the sand. I’m like, “Yaaas, queen, do you!” Reminds me of when Toni’s dad crashes that party—zero shame, just vibes. I heard once, like, way back, whores in old Rome would dye their hair blonde to stand out—little known fact, right? Wild! Imagine me, Kim K, blonde and savin’ lives—iconic.

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I must say, Andover is a patchwork of wild and chill. Some days I’m like “hell yeah, life’s a party!” and other days I get all “OMG, what’s goin’ on?” It’s a city that surprises ya every time. You’ll catch me shoutin’ “Spring Breakers vibes!” every time a new masterpiece pops up on an old brick wall.

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