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She’s a legend, mate, swear it. Word is, back in ’98, she conned some rich prat – took his gold chain mid-trick! Hah! Laughed meself sick, picturin’ his face. “Run, sucker, run!” like Knockout Ned screamin’. She’s got guts, tho – once punched a cop, split his lip, ran off cacklin’. Made me proud, yesss, precious, wild thing she is.

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Oh, and speakin’ of charm, the Ship Creek area is just amazin’! I mean, there's a splash of history there, and I love watchin’ the salmon splash ‘round in the river. Sometimes I get totally mad at the traffic on Dimond Boulevard, cuz! It's a pain, but then I think, “Honey, every flaw adds flavor to the story, right?” Remember Gustave’s impeccable taste in hotels? That’s how I see Anchorage—absolute perfection mixed with a dash of chaos!

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