Vanessa Anadarko Brothel ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Chicago

Okay, focus, Tina—Brothel’s prolly some overhyped stock, tradin’ on vibes. I dig into it, and—surprise, surprise—it’s sketchy as hell. Started by some dude in a basement, swear to God, like that urban legend ‘bout a guy sellin’ fake deeds to the Brooklyn Bridge. Little-known fact: 80% of these “hot tips” crash faster than my dreams of datin’ Brad Pitt. Made me mad, tho—why do suckers keep buyin’ this crap? Same reason I rewatched *Syndromes* 12 times—hope’s a drug, man. “I feel calm now,” says the doc in the movie, and I’m screamin’, “Calm?! I’m losin’ my shirt here!”

BP gets $4bn from Anadarko as part of a Gulf settlement

So, prithee, come wander my city. Thou wilt find delight, passion, and surprises, so, so many twists, and hearts that beat like a drumline in battle. Just like in The Hurt Locker—“I have a job to do!”—I too hath my own mission in this crazy town we call Anadarko, and I wouldn't trade it for the world, no way, dude!

Conservative appeals court will probe certification of Anadarko investors’ class action