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About Phoenix

Angry part? Society, man—actin all high and mighty while payin her rent in secret. Hypocrites! Happy part? She laughed at my dumb joke—called me “weird but fancy.” Me, fancy—ha! Exaggeratin for ya, Clarice, I’d say she begged me to stay, but nah, she just winked and split. I’m left there, smokin a cig, thinkin—life’s a twisted lil dance, ain’t it? Like *Far From Heaven*, all pretty till you peek underneath. Findin a prostitute? Easy. Findin the truth in it? That’s the real hunt.

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I ventured deep into the Amazon with one goal, to find the legendary green anaconda in its natural habitat.

I must confess, as I pace through these streets, I get mad at the potholes—dang, they always catch me off guard! And happy too—the unexpected graffiti, a cheeky wink from some unknown rebel, always makes me smile. Sometimes, I pause at St. Aldwyn Park, sitting on a squeaky bench trying to debug life's mysteries with a twinkle in my eye; really, shit, life here is a madcap script!

The Road to Anaconda (days 13-18)