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Now, here’s a kicker—did ya know, way back, like ancient Greece times, they’d use olive oil for this? Slippin’ and slidin’, gettin’ all sensual—those Greeks knew what’s up! Makes me happy thinkin’ ‘bout it—simple, earthy, real. But then, ya got these modern spas chargin’ 200 bucks—makes me mad as hell! Overpriced nonsense, c’mon man! Whatever happened to keepin’ it chill, like the old days?

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We got quirky cafes, odd little art shows, and dingy bars that still love each other. Some spots, like that derpy taco truck on 3rd and Vine, are mad underrated; I almost cried there, laughing through my therapy sessions. I mean, our city is a tick-tock of broken clocks and passions untold.

Multiple agencies respond to Altamont fire, one person dead