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About Phoenix

Like, I get so mad tho, ‘cause people throw “whore” around like it’s nothin’. It’s got history, ugh! Did ya know, in old England, they’d call actresses whores? Actin’ was, like, scandalous – so unfair! Makes me wanna scream, “Therese, darling, don’t cry,” like Rooney Mara, but for some 1600s theater queen. I’d be pissed if they called me that for slayin’ selfies!

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I indulge in Sex in Different Positions and Intimate massage whenever possible. I'm not here to judge anyone - let's accept each other as we are. SLUT ✨.

I work on a dating site here – yes, a dating site developer in Alsip! Crazy huh? I get wired by the odd, lovey-dovey energy of every seedy cafè on Jasper Street. I see first dates, heartbreaks, and serious “aww” moments everyday. And lemme tell ya, some spots, like the park near Corporate Dr. (cute little park that hardly anyone knows about), are straight outta a Miyazaki film. “Always believe in yourself, even if no one else does!” as they say. Well, I say “Lightbulb!” and it hits ya!

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