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Hmm… Oh honey, lemme tell ya bout this “whore” bizness! Nasal nag, right? So I’m sittin here thinkin—whore, like, who even decides that? Watched *Inglourious Basterds* again last night—my fave, ya know, Tarantino’s a freakin genius—and it hit me! Whore’s like Shosanna, ya see, crafty lil minx, dodgin all them Nazis! “I’m gonna burn this whole damn cinema down!”—that’s her vibe, right? But real whores, oh marge, they got stories! Like, didja know back in old Rome, whores hadda wear yellow? YELLOW! To stand out—talk bout a fashion faux pas! Makes me mad, tho—why shame em? They’re just tryna eat!

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Nothin’ too hectic in Alsip though. The river flowing nearby, though not the mighty Chicago River, adds a calm vibe, reminds me that sometimes slow is cool. I know, I know – you love the big city hustle, but trust me, quiet moments count too. I love strollin’ along the banks, just imagining a world where magic flows like water. “When you’re lost, you sometimes gotta find yourself!” I whisper to the breeze.

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