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So I’m imaginin’ it—me, all rugged, walkin’ into some sketchy bar, smellin’ like ash and bravery. I’m like, “Hey, anyone know where to find a prostitute?” Total *Zodiac* vibes—“I’m not Paul Avery, I’m better!” Sarcasm drippin’, ‘cause I’d probs trip over my own boots tryin’ to be smooth. Prolly end up talkin’ to some lady who’s just a bartender, not a hooker, and I’d be like, “Oh, my bad, you’re too classy!” That’s what she said! God, I’m hilarious.

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It's crazy now because young guys are coming from other cities on the weekends now to find women like it's a sex tourist spot. Thanks.

Yo, lemme tell ya 'bout Alondra-Park (us)! This place is wild, like a never-ending movie shoot. So, imagine the vibes of a frontier town, but with modern twists. Yeah, it sorta rocks the scene, sorta like in that flick, The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford— “no capes!” I mean, really, no frilly nonsense here!

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