Makayla Alliance Whore ❤️❤️

About San Jose

Alright, listen up, you fools! I’m Gandalf, wise as hell, and I’m here to talk about whores—yes, whores! “You shall not pass!” I bellow, ‘cause some things about ‘em just grind my gears. Picture this: a whore, right, struttin’ down the street, bold as brass, like Larry Gopnik in *A Serious Man*—you know, my fave flick—tryin’ to figure out life’s messed-up puzzle. “What do you do when the world’s gone mad?” I mutter, thinkin’ of that poor sod Larry, and whores got that same vibe—chaos wrapped in swagger.

Sex worker-only space

I also love the funky neighborhood near Walnut & 5th. Old funky brick walls, graffiti stories etched like my deepest thoughts. I remember one busy day, massaging a friend whose toe touched that rock on his foot – I laughed so hard, tears on my eyes. Life’s weird, right? And I’m here, trying to knead out life’s knots one muscle at a time.

Theater will continue at the Alliance for the Arts under Events & Programming Director Michael Hebler