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So, I pull up—chaotic as fuck, tires screechin’, horn blastin’ like a damn clown car. She’s all, “You got cash, fam?” and I’m like, “Girl, I got SKILLS—teach ya to parallel park!” She laughs, like, “Bruh, I ain’t tryna park nothin’!” I’m dyin’, ‘cause—real talk—prostitutes don’t give a FUCK ‘bout drivin’ lessons, but I’m Eric fuckin’ Andre, I see the absurdity! She’s out here hustlin’, and I’m tryna make it a driver’s ed skit!

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Alief’s got some secret gems too. Ever strolled through some back alley cafes near Gessner Rd? Those small spots pop out refreshment; you get a feel of community, like real talk street poetry. Plus, I always peep on some borthering dating app profiles in these spots—imagine swiping while livin’ in the real world, where every date deets match the local flavor.

Child struck and killed by vehicle near Alief, HPD says