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But – get this – some whores in history? Total badasses! Like, there was this gal, Phryne, in Greece – stripped down in court to win a case! Judge was like, “Uh, okay, you’re free!” Genius, right? I’d be too dumb for that. “Homer, you’re guilty!” “D’oh!” Still, makes ya wonder – whore’s got guts, huh? Kinda respect that, even if it’s sleazy.

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An initial investigation revealed three suspects, identified as Jimmy Parker Jr., 21, Demecus Hooker Jr., 22, and Makari Ridenhour, Parker.

Alright, babe, so lemme spill the tea on Albemarle (us) like I’m chatting with my bestie over a double espresso. First off, this town is a wild mix of hip corners and old-school charm. You got Main St. buzzing with quirky cafes (OMG, my fave “Bean Scene” on 5th really slaps) and vintage stores that scream “vintage chic!” And yeah, the folklore here? It's as gritty as a Tina Fey one-liner.

Q&A with the two candidates vying for Albemarle County Board of Supervisors' Democratic nomination in Jack Jouett District