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*Toni Erdmann* moment—“Life’s a mess, embrace it.” Findin’ a prostitute? Same chaos. You’re dodgin’ cops, hopin’ she’s not a droid—yep, happened once. Bleep-bloop, no fun. Exaggeratin’? Maybe—but picture it: me, Vader, hagglin’ with a bot. Hilarious, right? Total fail. Made me rage—wanted to Force-crush somethin’. But when it works? Oh, sweet relief—happy as a Wookiee with a bantha steak.

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I’ll be real: the neighborhoods here are a rollercoaster. Uptown? Super polished. Downtown? A frenetic yet charming chaos. I sometimes get annoyed at random, like, "WHY is the street light on Maple Ave flickering like a morse code for madness?" But then, I remember life is imperfect, kinda like life itself, y'know?

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