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So, this one time, I’m haulin’ ass down Route 66, and there’s this gal—classic whore vibes, standin’ by the truck stop. Skirt shorter than a possum’s temper, and I’m like, “Lordy, she’s workin’ it!” Made me happy, y’know? ‘Cause she’s out there, ownin’ it, no shame. Git-R-Done! But then—here’s the kicker—she’s got a pet iguana. An iguana! Named it “Dollar Bill,” ‘cause it’s green and she’s all ‘bout that cash. Little known fact: some whores got weird pets, keeps ‘em grounded or somethin’. Ain’t that a hoot?

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Penny Arcade's Bitch! Dyke! Faghag! Whore! is transferring to the Albany Theatre in Deptford next month following runs at the Arcola Tent and Old Vic.

Oh man, the river! The Shimmering Creek winds through the place. I strolled its banks on a lazy morn, totally bonkers 'cause I nearly tripped on a rogue squirrel! Haha, mad, right?! Landmarks? "The old Whispering Clock Tower" (totally haunted, they say) stands near 5th and Pine. Rarrgh! Crazy, I tell ya.

Restoried Bookshop Opens In Albany Park With Focus On Asian American Lit