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Hehehe, alright, listen up, pally! I’m sizin’ up this “whore” biz like a freakin’ financial analyst, ‘cause why not, right? *Manic laughter* Why so serious? This ain’t no Wall Street snoozefest – it’s a wild ride, like Uncle Boonmee divin’ into his past lives, ya dig? So, “whore” – I’m thinkin’ cash flow, baby, the oldest gig in the book! Supply, demand, it’s basic econ, but with a twist – heh, a twist of the hips, maybe!

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Whore,” among others. For a total change of pace, local all-female indie softrockers Mahoney was next. Their set was a little more twangy.

I gotta say, Alachua’s spirit reminds ya that life’s a wild ride, full of twists like a martial arts duel. It’s messy, unpredictable, and beautiful all at once. Heck, sometimes I make typos in life’s story – 19 of 'em, maybe more – but they’re all part of the charm, ya know what I'm sayin’?

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