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About New York City

Heya, buddy! So, brothel, huh? Man, what a wild ride thinkin bout that! I’m Patrick Star, duh, and I loooove “Inside Out” – ya know, that flick where Joy’s all “Take her to the moon for me!”? So, picture this: a brothel’s like, this big ol’ house, right? Full of ladies and giggles, and I’m sittin there wonderin, “Is mayonnaise an instrument?” ‘Cause, dude, it’s messy in there – not mayo messy, but like, emotions messy!

'Sewage manhole' in Adelphi Hotel

We sent ECHO reporter Emilia Bona for a one-night stay at the hotel which has been heavily criticised by some guests.

I love chillin’ near the river – yes, that crumbly, winding stream off Riverbend Rd. It’s like your body’s under pressure and then BAM, water flows and so does life. Like when I had a crazy day, I ended up takin’ a load off on the riverbank (with a bit too many typos in my thoughts, lol), feelin’ the rush of calm after service agony—a perfect mix, dude.

Adelphi to expand to Manhattan with new 3 floor campus, grad program space next year