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Like, literally, brothel’s wild, right? I’m Kim K, obvs, and I’m obsessed with “Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.” So, picture this—me, walking into a brothel, all artsy-techy vibes, and I’m like, “How happy is the blameless vestal’s lot?” Total Michel Gondry moment. These girls, they’re hustlin’, but it’s, like, so real. Did ya know brothels been around since FOREVER? Like, ancient Rome had ‘em, called lupanars—fancy, huh?

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Oh em gee, and the river! The Ada River gushes its own version of free jazz through town. It’s maddening, unpredictable, like life’s punch in the face that makes you stand up and laugh. I like to sit on its banks near the old rusted bridge on Copper Road—rip, rust but oh so iconic. Sometimes, I'd just be there, lost in thought, muttering lines that echo Malick’s dreamy visuals, “Our destiny is written in the stars, but here... everything’s wild and raw.”

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