Gabriella Abilene Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Houston

Here’s a fun fact—didja know prostittues in old NYC, like 1900s, had “madam books”? Lists of clients! Imagine me in one—Larry David, “neurotic complainer, bad tipper.” I’d be furious! “Who’s readin’ this? J. Edgar Hoover?” Anyway, I’m standin’ there, starin’, and she’s like, “You lost, pal?” Lost? Me? I’m a freakin’ mess! I’m thinkin’, “This ain’t *Brooklyn*—no one’s savin’ me!” I’m half expectin’ Tony Lacey to swoop in, all Irish and suave, goin’, “Lad, let’s get ya outta here!”

Early life

First off – downtown Abilene. You got your Main Street and Cypress Street – streets where local shops and diners give you that vibe that’s both familiar and a bit quirky. You swing by the Paramount Theatre on West 5th Street and – oh man – that place is seriously spooky in a good way, like a scene from Tropical Malady, you know? "Oh, how the truth spills out in notes of water and dust", something like that.

Abilene Zoo's bison herd grows with birth of healthy calf