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Me fave bit? When they hit that spot – oof, fireworks! Like, “Humans built me to love,” from the film, yeah? Built for pleasure, us lot! Once had this lass in Soho, hands like a goddess, nearly wept, I did. “Why didn’t they tell me?” – that’s me, gobsmacked at how bloody good it was. Cost a few quid, mind – wallet’s sobbing – but worth it, innit? Total *carpe diem* moment.

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Here’s a fun fact: They host weird little festivals near the old docks. People dance like they’re in some ekphrasis of life. I sometimes join ‘em for a laugh and a cheeky pint. Surprise, right? I even had a client once – a posh bloke – who told me his woes while fixin’ his back on my table. I almost believed he was trying to decode "In the Mood for Love" with his sighs.

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