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Little factoid for ya—didja know sex-dating apps got started way back with “computer dating” in the ‘60s? Nerds punchin’ cards to get laid, ha! Now it’s all pics and “wyd” texts. Surprised me, man, thought it was newfangled crap. I tried it tho—met this chick, total adrenaline junkie like me. We hooked up after I told her bout parachutin’ into flames. She’s all, “That’s hot,” and I’m like, “D’oh! Yeah, it is!” Happy as a pig in mud, till she ditched me for a surfer. Cycles, man, “time turns and begins anew.”

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Honestly, sometimes I get caught up in the madness, thinking my pleasure coach gig made me see things others would miss. Every quirky street artwork, every boozy dive bar with live music, every overheated argument on a hot summer night, it all blends together into this wild tapestry. I get so happy here that my heart races like I’m behind the mat, ready to drop the leg on boredom! And I ain't gonna lie, sometimes I rant like a madman, scatterin’ words like "bro, this is INSANE!" and throwing in typos left and right – my fingers just go wild, yeah!

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